What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas

Bachelor parties can be fun. Obviously I can’t tell you everything that happened, so without getting into specifics:

I’m probably a bigger threat to myself than to anyone else when holding a gun.

I made Archer look sober.

It pays to collect business cards from your favorite waiters.

I would make a very bad stripper.

We didn’t die in the desert. But we came close.

Clothing is optional.

PreCheck can’t tell if your flask is full or empty.

and finally…

There are always other people in Las Vegas with worse behavior. Like the woman in the bulkhead seat who started screaming, “I’m in first class!” and then cried for 20 minutes when the flight attendant insisted that she put her bag in the overhead bin. No matter what you or I may do, there’s no reason to feel sorry.

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  • Aptraveler

    Hahaha, good one, sounds like you had fun. And you even offer a travel tip “(PreCheck can’t tell if your flask is full or empty” nice one!

  • Kyle

    ROFL…..this is one of the better posts I’ve read in a long time!!!! Scott, if you’re ever in Bend, OR let’s grab a beer!

  • Brad

    Thanks for the fun post. From what I remember, it sounds like some of the Vegas bachelor parties I attended 😉

  • Kevincm at GhettoIFE.com

    I think the following sign at LAS sums it up nicely…

  • http://www.pfdigest.com/ Nick @ Personal Finance Digest

    “I made Archer look sober.”
    Would you say you entered a certain zone of danger?

    • Scottrick

      I can tell you I’m glad I didn’t have to shoot any sharks in the face. :)